and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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