no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
