This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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