he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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