Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Come on in and take your pants off
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