But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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