Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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