i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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