Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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