i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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