: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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