Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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