yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
And my parents said I crawled through the house
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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