went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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