Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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