Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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