I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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