She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
