dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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