Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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