D3 body, D1 cock
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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