I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
