Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
