at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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