he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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