Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Randomize
