I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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