BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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