We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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