i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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