If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
This is the high leading the old right now
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Randomize
