What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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