And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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