Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
