I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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