Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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