please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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