For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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