At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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