I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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