In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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