We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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