wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
