oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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