I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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