this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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