So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
