Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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