im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
This is my gift to your gina
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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