I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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